Another day, another furious lawyer in my DMs.This one wante..
Added 2025-04-29 21:40:51 +0000 UTCAnother day, another furious lawyer in my DMs.
This one wanted to "address the emotional and financial damages caused by my involvement" with his client.
Oh honey. If your client’s marriage could be wrecked by a few ruined orgasms and a maxed-out credit card at my feet… maybe he was never yours to begin with.
Luxury gifts, spa days, and my perfectly pedicured feet don’t come cheap.
And no, I don’t refund broken homes. 💋
Regret? Try harder.
First time? Hardly.
My inbox has more legal threats than your man's phone has texts from his wife.
