I am too lazy to get out of bed today. I need a sub whose on..
Added 2022-11-13 19:53:16 +0000 UTCI am too lazy to get out of bed today. I need a sub whose only job is to carry me around and otherwise sit silently facing the wall so I forget you exist. I am taking applicants and the position pays me (yes, you pay me for the honour of the job) $100,000 a year.
