Look at this nerds dream! His face forcibly shoved into my 💨..
Look at this nerds dream! His face forcibly shoved into my 💨💨💨 from a giant fuck off wedgie.
What a way to live 😂
Look at this nerds dream! His face forcibly shoved into my 💨💨💨 from a giant fuck off wedgie.
What a way to live 😂
Be a good fart bitch and get under my ass. I can't wait to see you tear up from the smell.
2024-03-02 17:13:14 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone is getting ready for the Elden Ring DLC & I'm here to help!
2024-02-28 19:13:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat, you want a raise?!? The only thing you get as a raise are more farts.
2024-02-22 18:31:58 +0000 UTC View PostYou better not lose this match, you know what happens if you lose 😈💨💨💨
2024-02-20 15:15:27 +0000 UTC View PostGet up close & personal with @facesitmeboston & my rimseat 💨💨💨💨💨
2024-02-16 17:47:54 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Birthday to me! Here's a special piece of cheesecake I warmed up just for YOU.
2024-02-13 18:42:50 +0000 UTC View PostSuccumb to my farting ass. Worship it, like the way you need air to breath.
2024-02-09 17:40:18 +0000 UTC View PostWhile Cena is trapped under my farting ass, his friends are powerless to help. Let alone get away from the stench in their jar.
2024-02-07 18:57:17 +0000 UTC View PostI need to get on the team!! Isn't there anything I can do!?!
2024-02-02 17:43:32 +0000 UTC View PostYou lose!! You're gonna get my punches and my farts (both are gonna send you into next Tuesday) 🥊💨
2024-01-29 20:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostSomething really just gets me going when I'm on my rimchair. Why yes, I'll take a seat RIGHT HERE.
2024-01-25 17:18:58 +0000 UTC View PostOMG look how TINY Cena looks while I play my game 🎮
2024-01-22 20:21:54 +0000 UTC View PostListen. If I don't think you're doing a good enough job, I'll make sure you have no other option. Though, some may just be playing the long game 😏😌💨
2024-01-19 20:32:46 +0000 UTC View PostCome be my seat for dinner, you'll get a full meal 🍽️
2024-01-15 19:03:34 +0000 UTC View PostHaze me bro, gimmie your worst
2024-01-12 17:43:34 +0000 UTC View PostThis 8 hour shift is gonna 💨 right by! I'll collect your paycheck at the EoD 😌
2024-01-10 20:26:56 +0000 UTC View PostLook at how lucky you are, to be laughed at while I rip ass on you. It's a Fucking privilege 💨
2024-01-04 19:46:57 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a new year, but it's the same huge ass putting you in the same pathetic place. Get huffing!
2024-01-01 19:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostMan he really got a mouthful 😂
2023-12-29 19:06:55 +0000 UTC View PostWork's gonna be rough for everyone after all that food 😮💨 Don't you wish you worked with me? 😉
2023-12-26 17:58:17 +0000 UTC View PostLay down and shut the fuck up.
2023-12-22 20:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostTape your mouth and lemme jump on top. Then you have no choice.
2023-12-18 18:07:08 +0000 UTC View PostJoin Cena for a gayme night with me, trust me you'll regret it!
2023-12-14 19:25:43 +0000 UTC View PostBrewed a nice on right on your face ☕️💨
2023-12-11 18:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostYou'll be drowned in my ass & the only time you'll come up for air is when I gotta rip one.
2023-12-08 18:02:07 +0000 UTC View Post