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But first, let me take a selfie! Before I put my jammies on ..

But first, let me take a selfie! Before I put my jammies on tonight 😁🫣🤭

2024-03-15 01:51:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Ok..I'm gonna be super busy making up missed work. I work We..

Ok..I'm gonna be super busy making up missed work. I work Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday! Off Tuesday then Wednesday and Thursday!! (7pm to 8am) So ya, I'll be exhausted! I'll try to message and answer requests. Don't forget Wednesday is my humpday sale for random video content and Friday is Fan Appreciation with my pics in your DM. ❤️Lana

2024-03-13 04:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post

I have a ton of pics on my camera I haven't even posted! My ..

I have a ton of pics on my camera I haven't even posted! My bumming around the house look. 🏠 🧹🧺

2024-03-13 03:40:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Quick little selfie. 😁 Does my hair look ok?

2024-03-13 02:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Getting my hair done! Wooohooo! Cut and color. 😁😁😁

2024-03-12 17:23:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Kirk Cousins is going to the Falcons! I'm in mourning 💔💔💔💜💜💜..

Kirk Cousins is going to the Falcons! I'm in mourning 💔💔💔💜💜💜😭😭

2024-03-11 19:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post

I am so excited for spring. I'm a summer lover and spring te..

I am so excited for spring. I'm a summer lover and spring tells me summer is on the way! 🌞 What is your favorite season and why? 🤔❤️

2024-03-11 04:13:28 +0000 UTC View Post

Part 2 of my day! Like my shorts? 💃

2024-03-09 08:55:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Part of my day...💃 🫶

2024-03-09 07:27:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Well, I'm off work until Wednesday. Then I'm full speed ahea..

Well, I'm off work until Wednesday. Then I'm full speed ahead making up my missed weekend. So, I'll be tired and busy next week. I'm working on pics and vids. Here's one tonight! Thank you everyone for being so caring and reaching out! I have the best fans!!! 🥰💋❤️

2024-03-09 06:46:27 +0000 UTC View Post

I look weird without glasses!! I put makeup on today! Feelin..

I look weird without glasses!! I put makeup on today! Feeling better!! Fan Appreciation Friday is upon us. I will be sending goodies so check your messages! I have the most caring fans. Thanks for checking in on me! 💋❤️

2024-03-08 06:40:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Well, I need 2 negative covid tests in 48 hours to return to..

Well, I need 2 negative covid tests in 48 hours to return to work. Looks like I'm off Friday. 😭 my test today was very light positive. Fingers crossed 🤞 for tomorrow.

2024-03-07 01:42:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Humpday! 🍑 Spank, bite or lick? 💋😈

2024-03-06 10:23:38 +0000 UTC View Post

When I'm sick, I can act a fool 🤪 I'm happy to feel better t..

When I'm sick, I can act a fool 🤪 I'm happy to feel better today!! Hopefully I'm ok to work this weekend. 🤞🙏❤️

2024-03-06 05:13:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Someone is starting to feel better! 🤧I hope everyone is havi..

Someone is starting to feel better! 🤧I hope everyone is having a great week! I have the best fans! 🏆 Thank you for checking in on me!! 🥰🥰❤️

2024-03-05 23:26:10 +0000 UTC View Post

So my boss texts me this morning: do you have any negative t..

So my boss texts me this morning: do you have any negative tests yet? 🙄 🤦🏼‍♀️ Just goes to show, health-care workers are taken for granted, I'm replaceable and my boss lacks empathy. Yep that's nurse life for you. 💯

2024-03-04 18:00:32 +0000 UTC View Post

I absolutely abhor being sick!🤧🤧 This sucks so bad. It took ..

I absolutely abhor being sick!🤧🤧 This sucks so bad. It took all my ambition to shower tonight. I am a shower daily, hair, make up type of gal...I'm sooooo bored. How many movies can one watch? 🤔 Anyone have any recommendations for thrillers, scary or funny then comment or DM me. Here's a pic I haven't posted...❤️

2024-03-04 02:34:59 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm watching the movie Strays. I don't know how anyone can b..

I'm watching the movie Strays. I don't know how anyone can be mean to animals. I wish I had a huge farm or ranch, I'd take in so many animals. 🐕🐱🐴 I've always wanted an owl..🦉

2024-03-03 04:35:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Well, the inevitable work hazard finally happened to me. I'm..

Well, the inevitable work hazard finally happened to me. I'm a very hands on nurse. I have covid. Ugh. At least I'm healthier than my residents who have it. I'm surprised I lasted this long! So, I'm not feeling well and if you want to buy pics and videos, let me know! 💋

2024-03-02 17:35:42 +0000 UTC View Post

I could kiss the ground! Covid is rampant at my job. We have..

I could kiss the ground! Covid is rampant at my job. We have been short staffed. I'm not feeling the best myself. 😕 I'll be getting to Fan Appreciation Friday a little later! I really need a hot shower. 💋

2024-03-01 23:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Well, someone works tonight and Thursday. My day off went su..

Well, someone works tonight and Thursday. My day off went super fast! 😥 Happy Humpday!! If you like this outfit, watch me take it off in my strip tease video on sale. 🙈🙊💋

2024-02-28 10:37:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Monday Lana Lovers! 🥰 I'm working tonight, Wednesday a..

Happy Monday Lana Lovers! 🥰 I'm working tonight, Wednesday and Thursday! Off Friday through next Tuesday! 🙌 Here's me letting off steam Sunday night! 🤠 💃 Ya'll need to be putting 💵 💸 in my thong. PS there might be a little video for paying subscribers on Fan Appreciation Friday 😉 💋

2024-02-26 10:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post

This time last year. Pics taken to get my page started. Omg ..

This time last year. Pics taken to get my page started. Omg I was skinny! Like 125 pounds. I was going through a rough patch in life. I've gained about 15 pounds. I'm much healthier looking I think?! I hope I look better lol ❤️

2024-02-25 08:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post

So, when I started this adventure a year ago, I treated myse..

So, when I started this adventure a year ago, I treated myself to a ring light tripod. I wish I knew how to get the glare off my darn glasses! 😕 🤔 oh well. I'm just lil' ol me. A one woman show! No photographers, managing agencies, or paid texters. I might not make a ton of money because I don't do those things. But I enjoy having quality fans who I get to know and care about. It's sad when they go. But usually they pop back to say hi! 😁🥰 Guess I'm the one they can't forget 💯❤️💋

2024-02-25 06:54:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Hi everyone! I know I haven't sent my Fan Appreciation Frida..

Hi everyone! I know I haven't sent my Fan Appreciation Friday pics out yet. Onlyfans has been wonky! Mass messages weren't working and media not loading. I'm gonna try now to send messages out! Fingers crossed 🤞 ❤️

2024-02-24 05:12:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey everyone! I'm at work and only 6 hours to go! I just wan..

Hey everyone! I'm at work and only 6 hours to go! I just want ya'll to know that onlyfans is having issues for everyone right now. Media isn't processing for creators!!! Luckily, I'm a small creator! So, I'll probably send my fan appreciation Friday stuff later this evening after I sleep and workout. I usually send when I'm at work. 🥰🩷

2024-02-23 07:58:19 +0000 UTC View Post