**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: WEATHER AND GHOST STORIES AND IMPROMPTU BASEMENT PAINTING**
Ok, so it's in the 30s again and I'm sick of this up/down weather and I am *still* at my dad's... and I will tell you all why. The 120-ish-year-old mansion I am redoing has some **SERIOUS** ghost issues...
The person who is house-sitting my dogs and cats and house is scared out of their mind. More about that in this podcast.
Also, decided to suddenly get a wild hair up my backside and paint my dad's basement rec room at midnight.
Put some love under this post- click the heart. Slide into those DMs. xoxo
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: THE DEVIL INSIDE**
DIY UPDATES: installing new red oak stair treads, painting, putting up a basketball backboard... plus learning reels, OF *glitches* and I have no filter nor inner monologue.
Also, stroke/TIA/brain injury discussion and some naughty innuendo.
IDK, just leave me a heart below and say hi in the DMs. **muah**
*PONTE FABRIC IS EVERYTHING COMFORTABLE AND SEXY*
this outfit is by Ripley Rader, but many companies sell these and it's an effortless look for women like me who love comfort. They feel like jammies, but look like real clothes. You all know how much I love my pajamas :D
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST SHORT: POLL AND CONDUCTING AN EXPERIMENT**
*watch this... I am going to prove that a full body shot will get more views than an informational article, or a podcast... because y'all are only here for the picture book version of this book*
PLUS other snarky things and stuff you may not know about wholesome vs non-wholesome public walls on OF, which you probably won't listen to whilst fist staring at the illustration **insert evil knowing old lady cackle**
Love you- put some hearts under this post. Oh, and we're glitching this morning.
🌟**Welcome to Our Celebration of Timeless Elegance**🌟
Today, I'm here to share something close to my heart - embracing the journey of maturity with grace, confidence, and a touch of sexiness- even in jammies. Age has taught us the profound beauty of wisdom, resilience, and the power of living authentically. And it's time we celebrate every bit of it, together. 💖
As we navigate this beautiful journey, let's remember:
**You Are Uniquely Magnificent:** Your experiences, your laughter lines, your stories - they're what make you, you. Let's embrace our individuality and shine brighter than ever.
**Our Stories Are Our Superpowers:** There's unparalleled strength in the stories we carry. I invite you to share yours - let's inspire and uplift each other with our tales of triumph, love, and evolution.
**Connection Is Key:** This is more than a space; it's a community. A place where you can be your most genuine self, find support, and connect on a level that transcends the superficial.
**Style Has No Age Limit:** Fashion, beauty, lifestyle - it's all an expression of who we are. And here, we celebrate that expression, no matter the decade.
**Empowerment Through Every Post:** Each photo, video, and story shared here is a testament to our collective power. Let's use this platform to challenge norms, break barriers, and redefine what it means to be vibrantly alive at any age.
I'm here to share not just content, but a journey. A journey of embracing mature sexiness, beauty in every form, and the wisdom that comes with our years. This is a call to all of you - to join me in this celebration of life, to share, to connect, and to discover the endless possibilities that lie in being unapologetically ourselves.
Let's make this space a testament to the beauty of aging, a place where we redefine standards and create new narratives. Because here, every story matters, every wrinkle is earned, and every day is an opportunity to inspire.
Share your thoughts, and your stories, and let's embark on this beautiful journey together. Remember, this is just the beginning. Here's to us, to our elegance, and to our timeless journey ahead. ✨
#TimelessElegance #MatureBeauty #Authenticity #Community #Empowerment
https://of.tv/video/65de3af49783ec0001dda396/
**FIRST VIDEO EDITION OF NOT A PODCAST PODCAST**
It took a while, but now the Life Over 50 video podcast is on @oftv and @onlyfans
Watch it, click that heart, and tell me in the DMs what you think!
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**Mini Podcast & Morning Affirmation:**
*I deserve everything I desire*
I believe the above affirmation that I found online is kinda bullsh*t and I'm gonna tell you all why in the mini podcast.
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: COMING SOON TO OFTV!**
My @oftv channel is **here**: https://of.tv/life-over-50-with-jess
Bringing this kvetch-filled podcast to video format- a bit behind in timing, but better now than never. What do you think of the logo thingie?
Plus today's episode discusses stuff and *things*. Like deer watching, not leaving the house, the joys of alone time. Basketball hoops.
We survived the last glitch storm! Hurray!!
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: IF YOU HAVE BEEN SENDING MSGS AND I'VE NOT REPLIED, LEAVE A MSG UNDER THIS POST**
I woke up, anxious about my chest imaging today, and WHAT IS UP WITH *THE OF GLITCHES*?
People are messaging on my listed social media on my wall and complaining that they are not getting responses or they get error messages. I am **NOT IGNORING YOU, GUYS**. Leave a msg under this post if this is happening to you as well.
PLUS hot tub repair, installing a basketball backboard, and more... send a heart under this post to show me some love and slide into the DMs so I have people to chat with while I am sitting around later in a hospital gown. Those things are cold when your hiney is hanging out.
xoxo,
Jess
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: HOT TUB DREAMS & BBALL WISHES**
Yeah, getting a little bit cabin feverish here (and also a bit of the other kind)
Short updates on me and talking that talk... also, talk to me in the private msgs. I am here for a couple more hours.
Press that heart button below the post to show me some lovin', McLovin.
xoxo
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: A REAL WOMAN'S BODY AT 55**
Surprise findings, accepting an aging body, keeping fit, talking sh*t- you know, the usual.
Thank you all for the warm birthday wishes last week and slideeee into my DMs
**My 55th Birthday Dinner from Valentine's Day!! ALSO A HUGE THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!**
I had 2 types of crab (king crab and Dungeness); tempura; Filipino lumpia eggrolls; artichokes; shrimp; and other things.
I'd never had king crab before, but I have to say I kind of prefer snow crab and Dungeness, and coconut crab to them- but still delish. I am talking purely from a price point. They're pricey, so was a lovely surprise from my family.
Also, in this video, you get to watch me stuffing my face. LOL!
Slide into my DMs and say hi.
**IT'S MY 55TH BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!**
A huge thanks to everyone for all the birthday and Valentine's wishes!!
Much love to all of you xoxoxo,
Jess
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: DAY BEFORE MY 55TH BDAY SPECIAL**
Join me in discussing real talk, NOBODY TALKS ABOUT GETTING OLDER- WHY?!; sh*t that has hit the fan, what I would say to men in a barrrr, how I deal with snarky comments, and the snark I give back.
Also, waiting to see if I am going to be ok, healthwise (update in podcast)
Also, much love to those who have been on this ride with me. Seriously.
I regret nothing. xoxoxo
Slide into those DMs. Give some hearts.
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST SHORT VIDEO EDITION: WHY IS IT TABOO TO DISCUSS AGING AND WOMEN'S HEALTH IN SOCIETY?**
Also, why does my left t*t hurt? I don't have all the answers, put I'd love some.
My **55th birthday is in 3 days!!**
Hey, Super Bowl watchers- who ya rooting for?
I tried the jeans from the earlier post in a smaller size (7)- still too big for my waistline. **FOUR DAYS TIL MY 55TH BIRTHDAY**!!
I give up. Hourglass women have special clothing needs.
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: 1936 PLASTER REPAIR AND FUN FACT- I USED TO DESIGN FURNITURE IN NORWAY**
Taking a break from removing antique wallpaper from my dad's kitchen, trying to find good hardwood for a project, and still looking for basketball backboard /advice- plus WHY IS IT SO WARM THIS WEEK?!
The site's been a bit wonky, so show some love- drop me a line- and say hi.
xoxo
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: ONE WEEK TIL MY 55TH BIRTHDAY!**
House renovations, elderly proofing houses, needing alone time when you live with your elderly folks, taking care of your health NOW: blo0d pressure and bl00d types, diets, weight loss, glitches, and I need to repair a cracked hot tub.
Whew!! Slide into my DMs and say howdy.
I love you guys.
Put a heart thingie (press the button) under this post, yo.
Jess
**CLOTHING ADVICE FOR OVER 50 WOMEN AND REVIEW**
*don't buy crap from reels. it's a slippery slope. don't be me*
I know I have a mom bod. I will be 55 in **8 DAYS**. If you want to wear those snatching compression tops and jeans, you WILL have to buy them 8x smaller and then shove yourself into the said garment(s) in ways that possibly could break a hip. If they slide on easily (like mine did), you will find yourself walking around with your britches sagging in the back within an hour and your bosoms in places you do NOT want them to be. **ALSO they attract lint. I don't need more lint in my life**
HONESTLY, I prefer pajamas and muumuus, but that is just me and now I know why old ladies wear granny gowns.
**1994- 25 years old here. Truly NOT a podcast, but an older person's reflection voice note**
30 years ago. I will be 55 in 9 days. Time goes by so quickly, don't waste a minute.
Sending you all love and grateful for the love given to me by this amazing community.
xoxo
**NOT A PODCAST PODCAST: CRACKED HOT TUB AND EVERY MORE CRACKED OF GLITCHES**
Plus- stuff you CANNOT SAY OR WE ALL GET BANNED. Stop it. Staaahhhp it.
Slide into my DMs, yo... and send some love under this post (the heart button).
xoxox